I finally found someone who's selling Telecaster control plates drilled for Les Paul type toggles. Now, after the long search, I also happened to just figure out how to properly flick it so that I don't need that type of selector. Apparently I just need to flick it from it's tip and not the main part like I would on a Strat.
Now I'm trying to figure out if I want to mod my Tele or not. It's one of those projects that I've wanted to do for so long that I almost feel obligated to but honestly there's no need anymore. Wwjd?